I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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