I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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