Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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