he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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