Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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