id be glad to
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so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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