Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
What drink are we having for lunch?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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