...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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