mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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