Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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