In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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