peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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