Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i've created a new STD.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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