sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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