What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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