and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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