i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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