You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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