So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
The ass gains better be worth it
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