We won't sleep together?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
