You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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