Soap is not a condiment
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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