it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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