"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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