Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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