We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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