In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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