He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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