Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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