So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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