My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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