Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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