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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No more Irish car bombs ever.
There r osticjed everywhere
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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