you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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