I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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