it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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