Kiss
Puke
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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