I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My liver is preforming stress tests.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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