So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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