Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i came on her dog
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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