before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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