Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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