just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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