Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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