is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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