everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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