so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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