Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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