It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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