What a fucking waste of an outfit
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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