Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
