how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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