at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Help. Why am I so naked?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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