Nicole vs. Life
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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